Dalmation Divorce Ends Tragically

When you think about Disney cartoon movies you most likely think of family first. But if you look into the families of the movies there are very few actual families. Simbas dad dies, Jasmin and Ariel have no mothers, and don’t get me started on the TONS of evil step mothers. Well looks like one of the very few movie families that were together has split, check out the other side for the full story. If you are faint of heart or have a weak stomach DO NOT read on.

The Dalmation divorce has been a long struggle with who will get the kids, there have been many court battles about who will get the bulk of the kids. If you think of it, it makes sense with 99 kids who gets the 50 and who gets the 49, plus trying to arrange visitation would be a bitch.

Apparently the other night Pongo and Perdita came to a agreement for the first time in a ling time. Being dogs they decided to divide the kids evenly, and when they say even they mean EVEN. So with 99 kids looks like they would each get 49 and a half. Are they crazy! I don’t think cutting a dog, no a puppy in half is the way to go. Unfortunately the authorities did not get to them in time and one puppy got torn in half. We have not been told witch one it is, but many veterinarians have been called in to see if they can fix the situation. The rest of the little ones have been sent to good friend and godfather Pumba while the whole thing gets figured out. In the case of the parents they are being held until trial, which the date has not yet been set.

If you haven’t guessed this is a COMPLETE work of fiction, nothing is obviously real, I was bored and thought it would be fun. Hope you enjoyed it and hope it made you smile.

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2 Comments

  1. You are funny and crazy!

  2. Dude, that was awesome!!!
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