Notable DVD Releases For 8-19-08

This week appears to be a sign of the coming Apocalypse. I strongly suggest you start hoarding food, water, and ammunition.

The list is inside.

House: Seasons 1-4 Box Set (NR)

Also available for the first time this week, Season 4. Television’s most lovable character. I just want to give him a hug.

Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert (NR)

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

Prom Night (PG-13)

1 classic slasher film + 1 director who’s previously credits are essentially as a ‘fill in’ director on established television programs – anything objectionable to get a PG-13 rating = crap remake. Class dismissed.

Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior  (PG-13)

The rules: 

  • The fact that a movie is a sequel is enough to be wary of it’s quality.
  • A direct-to-video movie is always bad… ALWAYS.
  • If a sequel doesn’t include the original ‘star’ it’s because they were too embarrassed to be associated with a turd.
  • A combination of ANY OR ALL of the above should involve criminal charges for the creators.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles – The Complete First Season (NR)

Can we just pretend Terminator 3 never happened, and this show happened instead? It’s really not bad. Maybe you should rent this before Season 2 starts.

Veggie Tales: Where’s God When I’m S-Scared? – A Lesson In Handling Fear (NR)

A re-release of a 15 year-old Christian animated series? How’s that NOTABLE? It writes it’s own punchline.

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